Once upon the
idő, there lived a család on the Óperenciás-lakópark. The husband was a
köztisztviselő, the wife was a nyelvtanár, so they lived not too jól. Once the
wife said to köztisztviselő:” I know, you are not hiszel in
természetgyógyászat, but try to kinyaling of the ass of your főnök once a week.
Perhaps we fogunk élni better.”
The
köztisztviselő try the method on péntek, but semmi has happened. He made a
complex project of kinyaling the ass every péntek and nyaling once, nyaling
twice, nyaling third but semmi has happened. The köztisztviselő began to
gondolkodni: „ Meddig nyaling még without any előléptetés, maybe my nyelv is
too érdes, hiába my wife is nyelvtanár.”. So he kérte his wife sütni dupla
bélszín with rósejbni, because he menni doktor Csernus and ask miért the
nyaling has no hatás and maradni ő szegény. Poor wife sütni dupla bélszín and
the köztisztviselő indul to doktor Csernus. He went, went and déltájban he
reached Kispest and találkozed with Opel Tóth. Opel Tóth has two kis Opel
Corsa as a bors, and he fuvarozed vele háromajtós szekrénys. Opel Tóth asked
the köztisztviselő: From where to where csak így, on foot? The köztisztviselő
said, he goes to doktor Csernus, because he try to kinyaling the ass of his
boss, but semmi has happened so ők not able to megélni. Opel Tóth smiled and
monded: Forget tiéd boss, tiéd hivatal and én give you this two Corsa in
lízing. You fogsz megélni, as fuvaros, but don’t forget, it is lízing, you nem
szabad eladnod, even if there is very jó alkalom.
The
köztisztviselő went home and began to make an utánfutó and next day began
fuvarozni. He vállalt költöztetést and he take a chair on the utánfutó. But
the two Corsa said, they szégyellnének bemenni into város with a chair only.
They asked to megpakolni utánfutó crowded with bútors. When they went into the
város, the polgármester and the jegyző stopped them. They were very
meglepettek, hogy a two Corsa able elhúzni the crowded utánfutó.
- Mennyiért sell your cars, fuvaros –
asked the jegyző.
- Nem eladó, because of lízingszerződés –
answered the fuvaros.
The polgármester
got angry and said to fuvaros to carry the governmental quartier form the one
sarok of the város to the other sarok in one night, otherwise he elveszi two
Opel Corsa. The fuvaros very elbúsult, but the two Corsa said:
- No probléma, if you szerzel gurtni, we
manage the feladat. Nyugodtan sleep well reggelig. –
Reggelre really
the költöztetés finished be. When the polgármester went into his iroda, that
was üres, the bútors was ont he other corner of the város.
- No, fuvaros, if reggelre nem rotate meg
the all city, that the déli side will be on észak and the északi side on dél,
that I elveszem two Opel Corsa – said the polgármester angry.
The fuvaros very
elbúsult again, but the two Corsa said:
- No probléma, if you szerzel
fordítókorong, mi megrotate the city. Nyugodtan sleep well reggelig.
Reggelre really a
város was rotated (maybe balra, maybe jobbra) and the lakosság was very
surprised, because a sun shined reggel a sleeping roomokba. The jegyző was
very dühös, because of the rengeteg citizen, who cried about értékcsökkenés.
The polgármester too, was very elkeseredett.
- You cimborálsz with the devil into he
deep pokol!! I’ want to see your megbízó!! – he kiabálted. – If you don’t
viszel minket into the pokol to see your ördög, I take your two Corsa el.
The fuvaros was
elbúsulled totally, he intend to go back to köztisztviselő, but the two Corsa
said:
- No probléma, we take them to the pokol,
where his igazi place is.
The polgármester
and the jegyző jumped into the two Corsa and they go to the pokol. In front of
the kapu of the pokol one of the Corsa pushed the kapunyitó and when kapu
outnyílt, they pushed the polgármester and the jegyző into the pokol. They
closed the kapu and mentek back to his town. They live in béke with the two
borsszem Corsa azóta is.